It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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