We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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