I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
These tits shall not be calmed
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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