i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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