Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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