Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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