using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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