I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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