morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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