the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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