Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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