What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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