Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
did i just pee glitter
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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