let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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