Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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