areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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