Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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