Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
COCAINE IS GR8
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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