So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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