There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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