BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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