she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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