we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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