What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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