so let's talk penis.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
