doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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