How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sext me about skeletons
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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