I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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