"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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