Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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