umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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