It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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