do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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