i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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