So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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