My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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