After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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