god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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