Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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