Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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