I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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