Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
