i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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