I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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