Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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