I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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