Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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