when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize