I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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