im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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