so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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