My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just cut my nipple shaving
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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