I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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