This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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